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So there I was, abandoned the previous night by Jreg, watching TV and trying to get over a hangover. Then someone knocks rather loudly on my fuckin’ door. It was Bruce, informing me that Jreg was sick and we needed to get on a thing called a Trike to get “some work” done. First of all, I had no fucking idea what a Trike was. Second of all, I wasn’t keen on getting any “work” done. Bruce gave me the explanation of a Trike, and I gotta tell you that it seemed like a bad idea to get on something that was a) homemade, b) welded to the side of a fuckin’ motorcycle and c) to go cruising around in a 3rd world country in said contraption. Bruce assured me it was fine and we were going to pick up girls. Amazing how once someone mentions pussy, we forget our hangovers and points a, b and c.
Now, I live in Thailand, but this was my “cherry trip” to the Philippines. I decided to bring along my camera to record my stupidity and going for a Trike ride to pick up girls definitely seemed very stupid. Bruce, treating me like a chump, tried to con me into get on the back of the motorcycle. Yeah, right! I’ve ridden TukTuk’s and Bhat Buses in Thailand, but I religiously REFUSE to ride on the back of a motorcycle, so I stuck it right back at him! You get on the back sucka!
Cruising down the street away from our hotel, we chanced upon this young thing standing in front of a local hotel. Yeah, GEE, wonder what she was doing there!? I was more entertained with something called a “Jeepney” passing by to properly pay attention, and Bruce decided to capitalize on that fact by chatting her up. She wasn’t too keen on telling us what she was doing there but was quite interested in showing us the sights around town. I’m glad we took her because she educated me on how things work and I naturally felt the need to thank her by showing her how WE work!
Lovely, as it turns out, wasn’t shy at all. A few minutes of chatting and telling her that I handle camera work all the time in Thailand for “bold” movies, and I had her attention. Of course I didn’t tell her they were PERSONAL movies, hehe. I decided to pop up a porn movie I had previously worked with (by work, I mean spanked off to!) to “educate her”. Bruce went to the shower, and I then sealed the deal. You’ll just have to check out the rest to see what happened from there.
So there I was, abandoned the previous night by Jreg, watching TV and trying to get over a hangover. Then someone knocks rather loudly on my fuckin’ door. It was Bruce, informing me that Jreg was sick and we needed to get on a thing called a Trike to get “some work” done. First of all, I had no fucking idea what a Trike was. Second of all, I wasn’t keen on getting any “work” done. Bruce gave me the explanation of a Trike, and I gotta tell you that it seemed like a bad idea to get on something that was a) homemade, b) welded to the side of a fuckin’ motorcycle and c) to go cruising around in a 3rd world country in said contraption. Bruce assured me it was fine and we were going to pick up girls. Amazing how once someone mentions pussy, we forget our hangovers and points a, b and c.
Now, I live in Thailand, but this was my “cherry trip” to the Philippines. I decided to bring along my camera to record my stupidity and going for a Trike ride to pick up girls definitely seemed very stupid. Bruce, treating me like a chump, tried to con me into get on the back of the motorcycle. Yeah, right! I’ve ridden TukTuk’s and Bhat Buses in Thailand, but I religiously REFUSE to ride on the back of a motorcycle, so I stuck it right back at him! You get on the back sucka!
Cruising down the street away from our hotel, we chanced upon this young thing standing in front of a local hotel. Yeah, GEE, wonder what she was doing there!? I was more entertained with something called a “Jeepney” passing by to properly pay attention, and Bruce decided to capitalize on that fact by chatting her up. She wasn’t too keen on telling us what she was doing there but was quite interested in showing us the sights around town. I’m glad we took her because she educated me on how things work and I naturally felt the need to thank her by showing her how WE work!
Lovely, as it turns out, wasn’t shy at all. A few minutes of chatting and telling her that I handle camera work all the time in Thailand for “bold” movies, and I had her attention. Of course I didn’t tell her they were PERSONAL movies, hehe. I decided to pop up a porn movie I had previously worked with (by work, I mean spanked off to!) to “educate her”. Bruce went to the shower, and I then sealed the deal. You’ll just have to check out the rest to see what happened from there.
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